My name is slash

I'm in a band

I have a family

But you don't understand

I love my sons

And I love my wife

But Smelly Ellie

Rules my life!

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SMELLY ELLIE YEAH BABY I SAID ELLIE MACCONNACHIE

SHE'S ONLY 14 AND SHE'S A SHOT ASS DUMB ASS

BUT I LOVE SMELLY ELLIE

Yeah she's 14

Yeah she's in school

But she's got wierd eyes

So I think she's cool

Ellie loves me

She's made it clear

Because she's psychotically obsessed

Especially with my rear!

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