Alright mate
Wos all dis then?
Is chewsday innit?
One day I was at work
I work for a bus company that booses all the disabled people
One day a disabled man, an Indian man he called me and he said
MA'AM I'VE SHIT ON THE BUS
And I said Sir! Sir! Wha? You need to tell your driver sir
he said ma'am ma'am I need you to tell the bus driver to wait for me
I've SHIT ON THE BUS
I said sir, sir, the driver is only required to wait five minutes for you sir
He said MA'AM MA'AM I'VE ALREADY SHIT ON THE BUS
And I said sir I'm going to put you on hold for a moment
So I put him on hold and I said hey, hey mr supervisor sir
He said wot?
I said hey hey theres an Indian man on the phone and he's SHIT IN THE BUS
He said deal with it
So I, I said okay, so I, I put the man back on the phone
I said sir um how you doing?
And he said NOT GOOD MA'AM I'VE SHIT ON THE BUS
WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO BOUT IT?
And I said sir like I said the drivers not going to wait longer than five minutes for you
And he said alright have a good day
And I said okay and he hung up
You thought we were done? No
For the second half of the song were going to get nice and sad
Its real sad so prepare to get sad right
So this man calls and he asked to book a ride to the hospital
They all ask to book rides to the hospital this is nothi, this is nothing new alright
So I book this man the ride to the hospital and then
I say sir what time would you like your return from the hospital
And the man doesn't say much he doesn't say anything atool actually
And i said sir?
Sir what time would you like your return
He got real quiet and he said oh ma'am ma'am I don't think i'll be coming home this time
And I was like OI MATE GET MERKED