Sip PBR fizz from a tall glass
While I explain what a VCR is
A big cassette
She don’t get it
VHS
Hold up babe
Rewind back ya heard of an 8 track
You born before or after LASER disk
Walkmans and Victoria Secret pages
Full of ladies instead of PINK babies
Talk’n so boring
Sephora shopping I’m Yawning
Now wait let me see ID
What state you in
Oh inebriated let me lyft ya home
Lay ya down tuck you in
Kiss ya on ya head
Dayiom I could be your dad
Like I’m Forever 21 shredded like I’m Kunta Kinte’s son