Take me out to the ball game

Swing batter batter, swing batter batter, swing batter batter, swing
Swing batter batter, swing batter batter, swing batter batter, swing
(Strike one)
Hey baby, do you do come here often?
(Strike two)
Hey baby, now what's your sign?
(Strike three)
Hold on now, where you goin'?
(He is out)
Jimmy's out, next in line
Swing batter batter, swing batter batter, swing batter batter, swing
Swing batter batter, swing batter batter, swing batter batter, swing

(First base)
Why yes I went to Harvard
(Safe)
I majored in pre-med
(He's got a big lead)
(Picked off)
Just stayed for one semester
(It could be he's out)
Tom's out, who's next?
Swing batter batter, swing batter batter, swing batter batter, swing
Swing batter batter, swing batter batter, swing batter batter, swing
Swing batter batter, swing batter batter, swing batter batter, swing
Swing batter batter, swing batter batter, swing batter batter, swing
Swing it now

Everybody strikes out nine times out of ten
But you got to step up to the plate son 'cause every now and then
(Fast ball)
She walked right up to me
(Here's the pitch)
Said "could I take you home?"
(There's a drive)
Hey boys, I'll see you later
(It could be, it, it is!)
Goin', goin', goin', gone
(Swing batter batter, swing batter batter, swing batter batter, swing)
(Swing batter batter, swing batter batter, swing batter batter, swing)
(Swing batter batter, swing batter batter, swing batter batter, swing)
(Swing batter batter, swing batter batter, swing batter batter, swing)
(Swing batter batter, swing batter batter, swing batter batter, swing)
(Swing batter batter, swing batter batter, swing batter batter, swing)

Holy cow