I don't wanna know about the shit that matters
Got a big Glock but it don't shoot only ladders
In case the government tries to declare Marshall matters
I don't give a fuck dawg I got crabs to gather
They on my sack and they askin shit likes that necklace real?
The only instrument I play is the electric eel
I push ya shrimp back wigs cats and lettuce peeled
Why don't you go and ask the pope how this erection feel
I'm in no damn rush dawg why the heck are you askin
That lizards drinking outta cups that robots feeling fantastic
Emphasis on the bomb when I'm feeling bombastic
Grew a bubble gum tree that's why you gettin yo ask kicked
Throwin plastic in the ocean I don't know how to swim
And if I did I'd be a pig with tattoos on his skin
You wanna bitch better grow yourself one in the garden
If you don't understand what I'm sayin then it's because you're retarded
Then it's because you're retarded

You aren't retarded I was only being silly you guys
I got a funeral tomorrow cause my living room died
And fuck nasa don't they know the limits the sky?
I gather lumber boutta build me an addition divide
Been known to slip and I slide and say whatever to y'all
You bein charged with an arm and leg you better call Saul
The walls of Jericho tapped out I'm letting em fall
And when my pillow pet dies I'm gonna get him embalmed
They playin catch these balls I keep 'em under my dick
I'm smoking bowling with angels so let the thunder begin
Call the media and tell 'em come and cover my nips
The incel touched grass and fell in love with a stick
Bitch i only wanna know about the shit I give a crap about
They swimmin wit da fishes when I roll em down a bank account
I'm spazzin out my living room is DEAD i do not have a couch
You clutchin on your pearly whites they're canceled ima slap em out

I need a thick clown bitch wit a pair of the honkers
Sleeping underneath my bead cause I ain't scared of the monsters
Biden's pullout game WEAK all the terrorists conquered
Throwin every book at em in the library of Congress
I don't care what they talkin they Hellen Keller to me
I'm fuckin Climbin up the ladder to the cellar beneath
I'm Jackin' off my homie Daniel only friends with Jim Beam
So go and call your mom and ask her what the hell do I mean
I'm smokin hella good weed like dandelions and sharks
I'll hit the bullshit circle if you supplyin the darts
I'm the invisible enemy you can find in the dark
I finished everything before they all decided to start
I'm just an idiot and all my friends are idiots too
Class warfare's the one I didn't skip in the school
You have no fucking idea what you are listening to
I stuck my dick in the pudding and took a piss in the proof

Apply the scientific method I got more to deny
Abnormal eyes realize abnormal lies
I'm putting in sex work shooting porn with a nine
Worlds collide and dead fish pour from the sky
I bring my my horse on drive byes Yee haw on yo ass
Why don't I kick you in the head get your shot wear a mask
Eat trash stay at home dawg and don't touch grass
It's all fun and games until somebodies thumb gets tacked
That's a compound word
Here's a compound verb
You be suckin and fuckin bout every sheep in the herd
All that we reap is deserved I bust a nut in my yard
and grow a garbage pail kid right up outta my yard
This shit ain't hard I'm cozy and soft as a pillow
I'm like an ogre with onions I got the sauce and I jiggle
I got my lawyer beside me advising not to continue
The only music that I bump is the wiggles so bitch whut
I got the answers on my hand I fuckin cheated on Gods Test
I need to go shopping because I'm running out of nonsense
They asked me when's my birthday I said not yet
Im the yarmulke on top of the Godhead