Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble. Who's cooking?

It's gonna be hot in the Cannibal pot tonight.
We've not got a lot, so be on the spot tonight.
Din-Din! Tum-Tum! Chin-Chin! Yum-Yum!
It's gonna be hot in the cannibal pot tonight.

The guy who worked the mincer, you remember Chinese Louie?
One day he went to pieces. Poor Louie! Chop Suey!

The Turk who used to work here used to work behind the slab.
He ain't behind the slab no more. So grab some shish-ke-bab.

Remember MacNamara? Used to make a hulabalou?
It's quiet around the place these days. Do you like Irish Stew?