To reach the walk we have to ride
We started in the early light
50k in a day
We will be back home late tonight

A million things all with wings
Gather in the morning light
‘Round the loch where they thrive
They’re gonna eat us both alive

The path was clear you said
I listen to you
I’m gonna wind up dead
It’s good to be so free
But you’ve always got to pay a fee

The views are great I have to say
But the car’s so far away
Curse the bike, curse the hike
I should’ve heeded Neil & Mike
I should’ve listened to Neil & Mike
I should’ve taken their advice

Would I do it all again?
You ask me
Would I do it all again?
Would I do it all again?
You ask me
Would I do it all again?
Not a snowball’s chance in Hell

Oh Manoj
I’m not going ‘round again
Oh Manoj
I’m never going ‘round again
Oh Manoj
You’re driving me ‘round the bend
Oh Manoj
And you very nearly lost a friend

We’ve finally made it back at half ten
Knackered to the bleeding bone
Needing fish & chips and bed
But the chippy’s bloody well closed

Oh Manoj
Oh Manoj