Why would you ever take a 9-to-5,
Punchin' clocks like some Jibroni
Why would you live your life like a wimp,
Stringy arms like wet macaroni
Why would you waste your life as a dweeb,
Sucking thumbs and peein' your pants
When a babe says hi, I walk on by,
Unless she's got double-D implants

Cause I'm awesome, I'm fantastic
I'm everything that you wanna be
I'm perfect, made of muscle
I'm who they paid to see
I'm beautiful, I'm daunting
Guaranteed to be a good time
I got that swagger, I'm striking,
And I don't gotta rhyme if I don't want to

Have you ever seen me do a DDT,
Or Powerslam both woman and man
Got a letter from Saddam Hussein himself
He said he was my biggest fan
Name anybody
Gandhi, MLK, even Lincoln
Next to me they're lame
My controllers burn and turn red hot
When you play as me in my video game

Cause I'm awesome, I'm fantastic
I'm everything that you wanna be
I'm perfect, made of muscle
I'm who they paid to see
I'm beautiful, I'm daunting
Guaranteed to be a good time
I got that swagger, I'm striking
And I don't gotta rhyme if I don't want to

Why would you ever choose to be a goof?
Bucktoothed with your pocket protector
Ladies love the bad boys, I'm living proof
A certified booty inspector

I'm awesome, I'm fantastic
I'm everything that you wanna be
I'm perfect, made of muscle
I'm who you paid to see
I'm beautiful, I'm daunting
Guaranteed to be a good time
I got that swagger, I'm striking, And I don't gotta rhyme if I don't want to

Yeah, Swagger with the babes
Line 'em up, You're getting the Swag, yeah