I don't try no more
'Cause I don't ever score
I try this and I try that and
Never get that thing I work for

I tried everything
Sex and drugs and rock and roll and
I tried everything
Booze and blunts and hits and cunts and
I tried everything
Saints and yogis real and phonies
I tried everything
Pills and weed and poppy seed and

I don't try no more
Call me saddle sore
I try this and I try that and
Never find the thing I look for

I tried everything
Sex and drugs and rock and roll and
I tried everything
Booze and blunts and hits and cunts and
I tried everything
Money cash all kinds of stash and
I tried everything
Pills and weed and poppy seed and

I don't try no more
Tired of this door-to-door
I try this and I try that and
Maybe I'm just a dinosaur

I don't try no more
'Cause I can't get up off the floor
I try this and I try that and
I'm going to the liquor store

I tried everything
Sex and drugs and rock and roll and
I tried everything
Booze and blunts and hits and cunts and
Everything
Saints and yogis real and phonies
Money cash all kinds of stash and
I tried everything
Pills and weed and poppy seed and