Whether you're in LA, sunny, laid-back LA
Whether you're in New York, comfort 'round your block
Whether you're in the UK, where the sky is dark
And the grass is kinda green, you know, like Central Park
Still my favorite place in this whole wide world
Has got to be in the middle of the ocean floor
I see you poking out of the ocean, paradise on Earth
The fiftieth state, what? Hawaii

Ooh
Ooh
All I wanted to get, bit of something different
Oh, oh, oh
A nuclear disaster might be on our way
But I don't care, I'm in the USA

Whether we're drunk or stoned, or we're sober and old
If I'm with you, I'm a happy man
If you feel safe and cold while you count your gold
If your problem is you can't find your remote control
Still my favorite person in this whole wide world
Is the woman who can understand every word
And when she speaks to me, she makes me see the world
As my favorite place, Hawaii

We got it made
Oh
Yes, I know
Can we go
By plane or boat
Oh, yeah

Whether you take it slow, or you let me go
Whether you tell me something that I did not know
Whether you're neat and polite, or you scream and fight
Whether you keep something from me that I would not like
Still my favorite attitude in this world so far
Is the friendly spirit of an iron heart
I like the way folks are in this most special place
I don't care what happens, I'm taking a plane

Hawaii, Hawaii
I said Hawaii, Hawaii
I said Hawaii, Hawaii
I said Hawaii, Hawaii
Kauai or Oahu, Molokai or Lanai
Maui and the big guy, AKA Hawaii
Hawaii, Hawaii
Hawaii, Hawaii

Ooh
Ooh
All I wanted to do was something different
Oh, let me in
Cut off from Malaysia, back in who knows when
Oh we got kinda lost
But my God, what a place
I profess, Air Force Jets
Cannot take away my soul