When you find that you need a break
Doesn't matter if you're real or fake,
Doesn't matter what the crowd thinks you think
You need sex or your life is gonna stink

I'm on my knees for those DD's
Why tell a lie, I am stupefied.

I'm so happy when I look at them,
Though I'm happier when I'm touching them
Symbolic of a good atmosphere,
Complications need to just disappear

Look at them blow,
What do you know?

Aristotle never covered this
If he had I think he would have missed
'Cause there's no need to be pedantic
This is basic not romantic

I'm on my knees for those DD's
Why tell a lie, I am mystified

I'm on my knees for those DD's
Why tell a lie, I am crucified

When you're finding that you need a break,
Doesn't matter if you're real or fake
Doesn't matter what the crowd thinks you think
You need sex or your life is gonna stink

I'm on my knees for those DD's
Why tell a lie, I am mystified

Double, double, double, double D's
Double D's,
Double, double, double.
Double, double, double D's

God, you're no Freud,
These are my toys
Think about 'em every night and day