Turn on the TV
She's hollering at you
He's hollering at me
The point of it all
I can't see
Can you
So many things
I never knew
I didn't need then
But now I do
A robotic mouse
An aluminum shoe
All for you
Ain't nothin' not for sale
A brand new pill
Will help you grow
A diamond sock
A porcelain crow
To a shiny pink pen
You won't say no
Will you
A little dignity
And integrity
Marked down today
With sincerity
The minimum down
Is all they need
From you
Ain't nothin' not for sale
Yesterday's gain
Is tomorrow's loss
It comes in satin
It comes in gloss
You have a Labor Day gift
For the boss
Do you
A little bit more
For the vote
A golden calf
An idol goat
What's more they'll throw
A promissory note
At you
Ain't nothin' not for sale
A style and perm
For the hairless cat
A peppermint wall
A rosemary hat
It's hard to believe
There's nothing like that
Below you
A box of dreams
A salted fly
A radiator plug
The college try
A beautiful smile
The rain and sky
Above you
Ain't nothin' not for sale
Peace of mind
Get out of a bind
A new best friend
You wined and dined
At the end of the night
You may not find they
Love you
A billboard sign
For a three-wheeled bike
A better man
To take the hike
Just a minute of your time
To see what it's like
On you
Ain't nothin' not for sale
Paper flowers
On laminate chairs
Last year's gum is
No worse for wear
You can take the bowl
Of plastic pears
With you
What is wrong
And what is right
Is up for bid
Each Sunday night
The family farm
A woman's plight
And you
Ain't nothin' not for sale