Well, there's nothing more to add before I leave
This thing of ours is dead but don't you grieve
Is it me or are they younger every night?
Just because they can, it doesn't make it alright

I'm hanging by my teeth, waiting on quick relief
Well, the kids don't sleep for days
I could die in a hundred odd ways

Well, I'm so sick of hearing how your love for this has died
Don't tell me you could do it if you tried
Well, it's a shame or a sham, he's half as old as I am
Don't tell me he could look good if he tried

Well, it terrifies the life from out of me
Well, it's really such a lazy way to be
Hiding in the bedroom, climbing up the walls
You've got to kick it out of me gently
Till it begs and pleads and crawls

Well, I'm so sick of hearing how your love for this has died
Don't tell me you could do it if you tried
Well, it's a shame or a sham, he's half as old as I am
Don't tell me he could look good if he tried

Well, I'm so sick of hearing how your love for this has died
Don't tell me you could do it if you tried
Well, it's a shame or a sham, he's half as old as I am
Don't tell me he could look good if he tried

And won't you make sure my mother gets half my weight in gold?
Tell her I just did what I was told
Grab you're expensive coat and bury it inside
Don't tell me you could do it if you tried