We met at a party, you were so smooth
You thought you had moves that could make me groove
You flashed me a smile, you thought I'd comply
You leaned in so close and said, "Hey, let's try"

You asked for my number, I just had to laugh
You’re thinking you're clever, but you're not all that
I see what you're doing, oh boy, please don’t dance
So I rolled my eyes and said, "Like you stand a chance"

Oh, like you stand a chance, don't make me laugh
You think you’re a knight, but you're no class act
Like you stand a chance, oh honey, please
You’re barking up the wrong tree, you’re just a breeze

You offered a drink, said, "Let’s go outside"
You thought you were charming, but honey, I’m wise
You told me your stories, your dreams, and your plans
But they all fell flat, I’m not in your hands

You looked at me hopeful, oh what a sight
Thinking you’d somehow be my Mr. Right
But my heart’s not open, it’s locked in advance
And I rolled my eyes and said, "Like you stand a chance"

Oh, like you stand a chance, don’t break your back
You think you’re the one, but you’re off the track
Like you stand a chance, oh honey, please
I’m out of your league, you’re lost at sea

So keep your dreams , keep your triggers
I’ll keep my heart, and my knickers
One day you’ll find your perfect romance
But with me, baby, like you stand a chance

Oh, like you stand a chance, let’s make it clear
You think you’re the king, but you’re nowhere near
Like you stand a chance, oh honey, please
Your love’s like a kite, blown by the breeze

You can try all you want, give it your best
But you won’t get far, there’s no passing test
Like you stand a chance, not even a glance
So I rolled my eyes and said, "Like you stand a chance"
Yeah, I rolled my eyes and said, "Like you stand a chance"
Oh, honey, like you stand a chance...