I met you in a chatroom late one night,
You said you liked my vibe, I said I liked your site,
We talked about the weather, then our favorite foods,
You sent a winking face, and I knew I was in the mood

So I grabbed my guitar, and I started to play,
Thought I'd write you a song in a cheeky, flirty way,
It turned into this, a serenade gone wrong,
But hey, at least it’s short, and you can play along.

Your sweatpants and that oversized tee,
Got me feelin' things I can’t believe,
Who knew lazy nights could feel so right?
I’m falling deep, just hold on tight.

Listen to this corny love song,
Don’t worry babe, it’s not too long,
It’s just that I’m feelin’ it so strong,
And then, I swear, you can have my thong.

Your messy bun, it’s driving me wild,
Your love for reality TV, so mild,
I’ll take your hand and dance in the kitchen,
Even if the neighbors start their b*tchin'.

Those fuzzy socks and Netflix queue,
You’re the one, I always knew,
Let’s skip the drama, keep it sweet,
You and me, we can’t be beat.

Listen to this corny love song,
Don’t worry babe, it’s not too long,
It’s just that I’m feelin’ it so strong,
And then, I swear, you can have my thong.

I know it’s kinda awkward, but I’m diving deep,
This isn’t just a love song, it’s a promise I’ll keep,
I’ll share my Netflix password, and my favorite snack,
And maybe, if you’re lucky, I’ll even rub your back.

So here we are, in our cozy little mess,
I'm your queen, and I’m so blessed,
Let’s make tonight a vivid memory,
Just you, this song, and my lingerie.

Listen to this corny love song,
Don’t worry babe, it’s not too long,
It’s just that I’m feelin’ it so strong,
And then, I swear, you can have my thong.

I know it’s silly, but it’s coming from the heart,
Just like the way I’m blushing, right from the start,
So take this goofy tune, and let it be a sign,
That even when I’m cheesy, I’m glad that you are mine.

So here’s my little anthem, with a wink and a smile,
Hope it makes you laugh, even just for a while,
And if you feel the vibe, just go ahead, sing along,
But don't forget the prize at the end of this song.

Listen to this corny love song,
Don’t worry babe, it’s not too long,
It’s just that I’m feelin’ it so strong,
And then, I swear, you can have my thong.

Yeah, babe, I swear, you can have my thong
Yes, babe, you can have my thong...
But only if you sing along
Only if you sing along...