Game over
Game over
You win
Game over
I win.
Game over
You win
Game over

The Sleigh bells are a-ringing, the children they are singing
The memories are fleeting, a little game of (Paper, Scissors, Rock)

Game over
Game over
You win
Game over
I win.
Game over
You win
Game over.

The wedding bells are ringing, the shotgun is a-singing
Now keep your fingers steady, a little game of {Paper, Scissors, Rock}

A lion tamer yelling, your first piano lesson
A 4-leaf contraceptive, we play a game of
(Paper, Scissors, Rock)

A sweaty palm reading, a lucky shot of whiskey
Now come and rub my belly, a little game of (Paper, Scissors, Rock)

O's and X's
Hollywood Squares
X's and O's
Bloody Tic-Tac-Toe

(Paper, Scissors, Rock)
(Paper, Scissors, Rock)
(Rock, We will rock you!)

(Hollywood Squares)
(Hollywood Squares)

Not in your song
I'm not your singer
Not in your poem
I'm not your stanza
I'm not a color in your rainbow
But now which team
Are you rooting for?

We're Hollywood Squares
We're going nowhere

Hollywood Squares
Going nowhere
Hollywood Squares
Going nowhere
Hollywood Squares
I'm an' 'X'
You're an 'O'

This is the end
The end.