Leave your watch in the grass
Leave your words for me to grasp
In a silent town
Nobody wants me around
I'm too drunk for that

Hide all your precious rings
I pawned off the rest of your things
Everything I had is gone
But I don't think on it too long
I'm too drunk for that

I'm too drunk for that
I'm too drunk for this
I won't remember the story
Just give me the jist

I wanna make you laugh and see
That I'm more funny now than I use to be
But when I start acting strange
You take my best friends away
I'm too drunk for that

I'm too drunk for that
I'm too drunk for this
I won't remember the story
Just give me the jist

Five shots for myself
Ordered five more for my health
Me, myself and I
Hate people telling us why
I'm too drunk for that
Me, myself and I
Hate people telling us why
I'm too drunk for that
I'm too drunk for that