Well I was walking down the street on a four-way tab
I found a young girl standing under glass
Her heart was pale and her face was masked
A five-dollar bill, that was all she asked

Now if I had my car I would go for a drive
I had no car but I had my five
I walked on over to her, I said, ""What's your name?""
""My name's Mary Jane and I live down the lane""
Oh-yeah

Woah

Oh well, I looked down the lane, at the end I could see
A room full of clowns looking back at me
The line of executives formed to the right
And if I woulda stayed, I woulda stood all night, yeah

Oh well, she opened up the door and said, ""Go on in""
I walked in first and pulled down the shade
She said, ""Take it easy, baby, don't be afraid
You got nothing to lose, you're at a penny arcade"""