I dreamt to be the very best
Among the strong and brave
But masters of the Pokémon
Prefer to feel like slaves

I left my home, I tried to pass
Right through the tall low poly grass
As the strangest feeling in my pants
Came like a tidal wave

A wild Lopunny appears
She's readily spreading her ears
You see an Incineroar flexing, oh dear
This ecosystem is weird

Heed their call to catch 'em all
Master stop rubbing your blue poké balls
Teach us new moves and carry us home
We always do as we're told

The furrýmonication's growing bolder
They say it's in the eye of the beholder
I say it's just effective
Yeah it's super effective
More than a couple extra polygons

My Fennekin evolved into a furry
An animal or not? The line gets blurry
I guess this is effective
Yeah it's super effective
So don't forget your goal
Gotta smash 'em all

Lucario used "Choking"
And you don't wanna stop him
A route to any fetish
A harem in your pocket (Gotta yiff 'em all)

Scorbunny likes it faster
Machoke is gonna rock it
Who wouldn't wanna master
A harem in your pocket (Gotta breed 'em all)

Yeah you should be a master
A harem in a pocket
A furry waifus master
A harem in your pocket (Gotta smash 'em all)

Furrýmon