The next few minutes, we're in the lap of the gods and the hands of the Beatles
In my young days, when I was a lad, they used to have actors in films and now that they
Yes?
Hey! Listen!
It's all changed, now, Brian, hey're not doing that, no actors
It's all changed, now
But this is what I wonder
In those days
The actors used to say their best bits were left on the cutting room floor
Did you find that?
No, no, no, those were the good bits in the film
You should have seen the rest
Yes?
Rubbish!
Was it, really?
Even worse, yes
Who was worst?
Oh, Paul
I see
I think John was about the worst
No, it was you.
Oh, Ringo was very good, he was, he's a good lad
He was, they're saying he's a new Charlie Chaplin, do you think that's right?
He was miming
You, too, with Jason
Oh, yes, he's an old one, okay, Ring?
Beginning to look like that, now, then
All right, John, can you hear me?
Can you hear him? Hello!
Not really, I hope not, I hope not
We brought you the flowers, Ring
He's not allowed to talk
Eh?
We brought you the flowers
Oh, good
And the grapes
Oh, I like grapes
He likes grapes
We've been to Portugal
Guess who's, guess who's top of the pops in Portugal, then
Who?
Los Beatles
Los Beatles? Great, great laugh
I don't suppose you know the title of your film in Portuguese?
No, crinsk dee Night?
Could be, let's hear the number, shall we?
Right