Well, you can tell everybody
Down in ol' Frisco
Tell 'em Tiny Montgomery says hello

Now, every boy and girl's
Gonna get their bang
'Cause Tiny Montgomery's
Gonna shake that thing
Tell everybody
Down in ol' Frisco
That Tiny Montgomery's comin' down to say hello

Skinny Moo and T-Bone Frank
They're all gonna pig on down by the Fountain Bank
One bird book, and a buzzard and a crow
Tell 'em all that Tiny's gonna say hello

Scratch your dad
Do that bird
Suck that pig
And bring it on home
Pick that drain
And nose that dope
Tell 'em all that Tiny says hello

Now, he's king of the drunks an' he squeezes, too
Watch out, Lester
Take it, Lou
Join the monks
The C.I.O
Tell 'em all that Tiny Montgomery says hello

Now, grease that gig and play it plain
Tell 'em to go on out and gas that dog
Trick on in
Flour that smoke
Take it on down
And get it to grow
Now play that low
And pick it up
Take it on in in a bottle cup
Three-legged man and a hot-lipped hoe
Tell 'em all Montgomery says hello

Well, you can tell ev'rybody down in ol' Frisco
Tell 'em all Montgomery says hello