Drunk on the steps of a bar with a silly name Hands numb from the cold
White shirt, black mascara stains
Cracked my phone
Got hit on by a tourist from Canada in a cowboy hat Told a stranger that if you’d have just apologized
I’d have taken you back
But you didn’t
And I know it’s none of these random people’s business That I’m still dealing with the drama you inflicted
But they listened
Which is more than you ever did
This isn’t me missing you This is me pissed at you Don’t get it twisted, you Don’t deserve the attention I’m sure you would love it if You knew I was struggling You don’t need to rub it in Yeah, I get the message I’m drunk on the steps
I’m clearly a mess You’ve come out ahead Hope you feel like a man
Maybe your name on my tongue makes me nauseous Or maybe I’ve just got the spins
Maybe I’m having an allergic reaction to letting you win

Don’t think I can take one more love song from this cover band It’s killing me just sitting here knowing you’ve got the upper hand
This isn’t me missing you This is me pissed at you Don’t get it twisted, you Don’t deserve the attention I’m sure you would love it if You knew I was struggling You don’t need to rub it in Yeah, I get the message
I’m not crying ‘cause I want you back
I’m crying ‘cause you made me mad
Don’t you see? It’s simple math
Six or seven drinks plus four, five months without apology Are bound to set me off, you see
It’s 101 psychology Repeat it ‘til it’s true
This isn’t me missing you
This isn’t me missing you This is me pissed at you Don’t get it twisted, you Don’t deserve the attention I’m sure you would love it if You knew I was struggling You don’t need to rub it in Yeah, I get the message I’m drunk on the steps
I’m clearly a mess You’ve come out ahead Hope you feel like a man