I have been trying
To write a Haiku for you
Some things I just can't do

Maybe you're beyond
Ancient Asian Poetry
Or maybe it's just me

I have been trying
To get this Haiku
Just right
All night
For you
All right
I'm through

Maybe this poem
Was lost in the sauce we spilled
That never got refilled

I've never thought much
Of formulaic verse anyway
And rhymes are not my fort(e)

I have been trying
To get this Haiku
Just right
All night
For you
All right
I'm through

I'm trying not to try too hard
But you're hard to write down right
So I pen these tried attempts
At Haikus for you tonight

La Da De Diddum
La Da Da Dum Do Diddle
Dum Do La De Do

There that's sufficent
I wrote a Haiku for you

Well I tried at least
And that's not so bad
I'm working here
Can that be said for you?

I'm trying not to try to hard
But you're hard right down right
So I pen these tried attempts
At Haikus for you tonight

Words don't work like Webster says
They trip me up all night
I'm just trying to write for you
But you're hard to write down right