Tis the season of good will
Of jolly hymns and winter gas bills
Cinnamon and Chestnuts arouse
The sense as the common
Folk prepare to be merry
And as so many
Here's the story of our family

I wonder what I'll get this year
Mama dearest I hope no tears
There's a whole meal on the table
Daddy how did they get
All those people in the stable?
Pardon me could
You please pass the gravy?
And after dinner
We'll watch some Patrick Swazey
Shut up fool
Now you're just being lazy
Well in a corner
You can't place a baby!

It's Fucking christmas!
It's Fucking christmas!
It's Fucking christmas!
The Jolliest time of the year!

Hark the Herald angel sings
The drummer boy
Will do his thing
Do you see what i see?
Another year, another scene
A gift to you we do now bring
Our time is the most precious
No matter all the highs and lows
Another blessed
Christmas comes and goes
Comes and goes
Comes and goes

It's Fucking christmas!
It's Fucking christmas!
It's Fucking christmas!
The Jolliest time of the year!

It's Fucking christmas!
It's Fucking christmas!
It's Fucking christmas!
The Jolliest time of the year!