PHILIP
Hello everyone, I'm Philip... Always the bride, never the groom...

PHILIP
I'm known in all the wrong places
I'm one of those faces
You'll never forget
And those who may not adore me
Could never ignore me
I'm placing a bet
I can be real shallow if I try
But there's so much more to me than meets the eye
My manner can be misconstrued as trite
I'm irrepressible - a creature of the night
These rags don't tell the whole story
I live for the glory
Of turning your head
And while I have your attention
I'd kill for a mention
In the popular press
I'm the holy mother of invention
I'm so hip I never need to try
The perfect cure for your anal retention
I'm unforgettable
A creature of desire

PHILIP
You've got it all wrong
I think I've met your sister, Cinderella
I know what would look good on you, me! Huh, right

FREAKS
I'm known in all the wrong places
I'm one of those faces
You'll never forget
I'm known in all the wrong places
I'm one of those faces
You'll never forgetYou'll never forget!