A perfect day in a perfect land
The perfect place for the perfect man
Smiles and says hello - the weather's fine, you know
But something's wrong in his neighborhood
The perfect wife has left for good
The rain starts falling down - perfect to the ground

The postman said she'll soon be back
Knocking at your door
And like those films you both will live
As perfect as before

This is Alfred calling - I wanna be perfect again
Just like those movies - just like those films
I wanna live perfect again
This is Alfred calling - now she is gone, gone with the wind
Just like those movies - to Hollywood land
Please let me live perfect again

A perfect night and the lights are low
The TV gives a perfect show
Shiny faces glow - smile and say hello
But Alfred knows there is something wrong
He sees this girl with nothing on
She smiles and says hello - welcome to my show

The postman said she's looking great
More perfect than before
As Alfred bangs his perfect head
Against his perfect door

This is Alfred calling - I wanna be perfect again
Just like those movies - just like those films
I wanna live perfect again
This is Alfred calling - now she is gone, gone with the wind
Just like those movies - to Hollywood land
Please let me live perfect again

This is Alfred calling
This is Alfred calling

This is Alfred calling - I wanna be perfect again
Just like those movies - just like those films
I wanna live perfect again
Alfred calling, Alfred calling
Alfred calling, Alfred calling