Everybody's telling me, everybody in a different voice
And it's telling me, doing this, doing that
But you don't even know what's the best for me
The voices are getting louder and everybody's in a big commotion

But it's one man who isn't even calm
And his name, his name is Chuck
Chuck in a van, Chuck in a man, Chuck in a man
I chunk my fish as a man

It's Chuck, Chuck Esquire, Chuck Esquire
You don't want to mess with him because he has a fire in his hands
Chuck has a fire in his hands
Chuck is a fire like fire alarm

Chuck has a fire like fire extinguisher
But he's going to diminish you if you think you can be as big as Chuck
Everybody thinks that they're slipping Jimmy
Everybody thinks that Chuck is slipping too

But wait until you slip too
Everybody slip until it's not the time to slip
And that's when Chuck stands with his fish
Walt, please, let's both of us stop trying to justify this whole thing

and admit you're in danger
You clearly know who you're talking to so I am not the danger, Skyler
I am in danger
A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me

God damn right, I get shot, I disappear, Skyler
I cease to exist
No, I am not the one who knows
Everybody thinks that I'm the knocker, the squire, the speakers

But it's Oliver with the star again
And everybody thinks that they could be friends with Oliver with the star again
But he's Chuck, he's going to punch you in the face like Chuck
Everybody thinks that he is Chuck, but nobody is Chuck

Except for me, because I'm the big Chuck
And they just think that they could be Chuck, but they're not Chuck
In case you want to know that you're Chuck, you're not Chuck
Think about this, Chuck, you're not slipping like Jimmy, but you're Chuck

And Chuck is everybody knows it's a Chuck
Bitch
Yeah, put some respect on Jimmy McGill and Squire with the squire at the end
Put an X in on the squire

Because it's fire
Pepsi on the beat, so it's Pepsi