I found a ciggarette, circled with lipstick
and the lingering of perfume, in the room
the look on his face, was priceless
I don't think he expected me so soon
I'm sure he's got an innocent excuse

except for the snapshot,
he doesn't know I've got (Ive got, uh huh)
he almost pulled off the perfect lovers crime
except for the snapshot
that puts me on (on top, uh huh)
he thinks he's got one on me,
but he hasn't seen the Snapshot

He says he bought the new car
strictly for business
and the new clothes match the new smile on his face
the extra key on his chain
must be to the office
poor baby's leaving early, staying late
he's got an alibie for every move he makes

except for the snapshot,
he doesn't know I've got (I've got, uh huh)
he almost pulled off the perfect lovers crime
except for the snapshot
that puts me on (on top, uh huh)
he thinks he's got one on me,
but he hasn't seen the Snapshot

When he walks in tonight, it'll be his surprise
I had it blown up, life size
that's not as foolish,as he thought i'd be
I took everything!

including the snapshot
he'll know I've got (Ive got, uh huh)
he almost pulled off the perfect lovers crime
except for the snapshot
that puts me on (on top, uh huh)
he thinks he's got one on me,
but he hasn't seen the Snapshot