Welcome to heaven
Welcome
Welcome to heaven
Welcome to the bright light
The blinding height
Endless night
Welcome to my glory
24/7
I know you have questions
You always do
But I don’t have the answers
That’s up to you
There’s just a couple rules you should know
Now listen close
Take notes
Ready angels?
Let’s go, let’s go

Once I was a lot like you a sinner
Dead and surprised to be standing at the gate
Then God strode forth and took my hand
They said child
I make no mistakes
We’re gonna put you back down
You better watch your ass
Walking back on the ground
I don’t want to hear
You talking to the living
Unless you got permission
Shut up
And listen

Shhh

Don’t interrupt or question
I’ve been at this for ten thousand years
Don’t cry, don’t moan
Be cheerful, no tears
In heaven, there are no courts of appeals
Once I was a lot like you, a sinner
Dead and surprised to be standing at the gate
Then God strode forth and took my hand
They said child, we make no mistakes
You’re dead
So be considerate and kind
Particularly to your new roommate
No darling, I don’t do roommates
There must be some kind of mistake
God don’t make mistakes

Once I was a lot like you, a sinner
Dead and surprised to be standing at the gate
Then God strode forth and took my hand
They said child I make no mistakes
Once I was a lot like you, a sinner
Dead and surprised to be standing at the gate
Then God strode forth and took my hand
They said child I make no mistakes
Once I was a lot like you, a sinner
A sinner, a sinner, a sinner
Once I was a lot like you, a sinner
A sinner, a sinner, a sinner
Once I was a lot like you, a sinner
A sinner, a sinner, a sinner
Welcome to Heaven