Rollins called up and he wants his tattoos
Laugh In is on and they need back their shoes
Bob Marley called and he wants back his dreads
Just how many piercings can you put in your head?

Sid Vicious needs his razor blade and chain
The N.Y. Dolls are back so give then back their glam
The white riot's on and the Clash need back their sound
With patchouli and pitbull you're
Looking so downtown

You're fucking Kinkos
You're fucking Kinkos
You're fucking Kinkos
You're just a copy... Xerox