Now I will tell you, buster,
That I ain't a fan of Custer's
And the General he don't ride well anymore

To some, he was a hero,
But to me his score was zero
And the General he don't ride well anymore

Now Custer done his fighting
Without too much exciting
And the General he don't ride well anymore

General Custer come in pumping
When the men were out a-hunting
But the General he don't ride well anymore

With victories he was swimming
He killed children dogs and women
But the General he don't ride well anymore

Yeah crazy Horse sent out the call to Sitting Bull and Gall
And the General he don't ride well anymore

Now Custer split his men
Well, he won't do that again
'Cause the General he don't ride well anymore

Twelve thousand warriors waited they were unanticipated
And the General he don't ride well anymore

It's not called an Indian victory
But a bloody massacre
And the General he don't ride well anymore

There might have been more enthusing
If us Indians had been losing
But the General he don't ride well anymore

Now, General George A. Custer
Oh his yellow hair had luster
But the General he don't ride well anymore

Uh, for now the General's silent
But he got barbered violent
And the General he don't ride well anymore
Oh the General he don't ride well anymore