Fran was the oldest
Pretty and a flirt
Singing "Heartbreaker" in her Diver Down T shirt
Caught in the squeeze
Light as the breeze
Grooving through the trees
Making the curtains sway
Still you really could have gone for Renee

Renee was the middle
So petite and blonde
Whenever she was hanging round you couldn't see beyond
Too big a mess to go and confess
Every chance of happiness squandered away
Still you really could have gone for Renee

What are you doing?
What are you hoping to find?
Looking back into the sun it only makes you go blind
Read the words upon the sign
Fran is yours Renee is mine
Mine
Mine
Mine
Mine

So we all sit around playing cards on Saturdays
Listening to "Eruption"
Still amazed how Eddie plays
And it shouldn't matter that you still look at her
As they argue who was better
Sammy or Dave?
I know I know I know
You really could have gone for Renee
You really could have gone for Renee
You really could have gone for Renee
But it didn't go that way
No it went the other way