I wonder how things went so wrong
I turned around and he was gone
Where's Gary?
Now I'm searching for a little sign
A trail of slime he left behind
'Cause I'm so lonely all the time
Oh, where has Gary gone?

It tortures me all night and day
Where's Gary?
What could have made you run away?
Where's Gary?
What can I say, what can I do?
Please let me make it up to you
I want to hear your little mew
Oh, where has Gary gone?

My precious snail where can you be?
Maybe you're behind that tree
I've looked high and I've looked low
Let me know where did you go

I miss his face, I miss his smell
His collar with its little bell
Now my life's just an empty shell
Oh, where has Gary gone?

Your leash is hanging on the hook
Your empty bowl, I just can't look
The paths and trails we used to roam
Have led you from our happy home
And now I take my walks alone

So if you see that little guy
Where's Gary?
Won't you tell him I apologize
Where's Gary?
Each night I ask his empty bed
"Was it something that I said?"
The little voice inside my head says "Where has Gary gone?"
Oh, oh, where has Gary gone?
Tell me where has Gary gone?

Where's Gary?
Where's Gary?
Gary?
Where's Gary? Was that you?
Where's Gary?
Gary?
Where's Gary? (Gary, are you out there?)
Where's Gary? (Gary, if you're out there, meow once for yes)
Where's Gary? (And twice for no)
Where's Gary? (Hey Gary)
Where's Gary? (Come here Gary)
Who wants to go for a walk?
Where's Gary? (Come on, who wants to go for a walk?)