We're the kings of the road, you're the dogs of the sea.
You're burning up on the sand, we break a hundred and three.

Leather jackets don't make you brave
Try riding down that ten foot wave.

You're watching your board when I'm greasin' my hair
And while you're sleeping at night, we're riding everywhere.

We're the cool, cool, coolest cats
We're the coolest cats in town
We're the cool, cool, coolest cats
We're the coolest cats around
We don't care what you say
We'll take that challenge any day
We're the cool, cool, coolest cats in town

All you wanna do is win win win
I bet you greasy heads can't even swim

You got no room for a thirty on the back of your board
You gotta cover your ears while my engine roars

If you got wet you would cry like a baby
A two foot wave and you'd be calling your mother

We're the cool, cool, coolest cats
We're the coolest cats in town
We're the cool, cool, coolest cats
We're the coolest cats around
We don't care what you say
We'll take that challenge any day
We're the cool, cool, coolest cats in town

I got the moves, moves, moves like Elvis
Moves, moves, moves like Elvis

Yeah maybe you can move your hips and curl your lips
But can you do the wave and swim like this?
Come on!

I know you do the monkey when you're riding your whip
But can you do the jitterbug and swim like this?
Let's go!

Anything that you can do I can do better
I'm the coolest cat!
No, I'm the coolest cat!
Tell me who's the coolest cat in this whole entire place

We're the cool, cool, coolest cats
We're the coolest cats in town
We're the cool, cool, coolest cats
We're the coolest cats around
We don't care what you say
We'll take that challenge any day
We're the cool, cool, coolest cats in town
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