A few years ago on Christmas Eve
It was a snowy white evening
I had just rolled a nice Christmas blunt
When on the rooftop I heard quite a thump
I sat up straight, what could it be?
I heard the stories but I never believed

Until I fell right down her chimney
I sparked one up with Santa Claus
I didn't even know who he was

We got so high on Christmas Eve
No one else got presents but me
You know Santa likes his Christmas trees

Kick up your feet, take a rest
He said "This Christmas stuff has
Got me so stressed"
I know the thing that'll do the trick
Santa baby come and take one hit

And then two puffs and we're Christmas lit
I sparked one up with Santa Claus
She didn't even know who I was

We got so high on Christmas Eve
No one else got presents but me
You know Santa likes his Christmas trees

The fire is slowly dying
The reindeer are so so tired
Outside my sleigh is waiting
But Santa is way too faded
What a Christmas Eve

I sparked one up with Santa Claus
I sparked one up with Santa Claus
I sparked one up with Santa Claus
I sparked one up with Santa Claus
I sparked one up with Santa Claus
I sparked one up with Santa Claus

Yeah she did what a Christmas Eve
I've got so many places to be
And so many people to see
All these kids want their gifts
What time is it? 11: 59?
I only got one minute? Oh wow
Rudolf, Mixer, Blizter, Dancer
Prancer! Get it together!