Hello boys and girls (boys and girls)
I'm your substitute teacher and today
(and today) we will be
Learning our alphabets (yay)
Now, if you know your alphabets
(your alphabets) raise your hands!
Don't all raise your hands at once (at once)
Now, I want you to sing along with
(along with me)

A-B-C-D-E-F-G (oh yeah)
H-IJ-K-L-M-N-O-P (alright y'all) q-R-S T
T-U-V (say what) w-X-Y (y not)
Z

Here we go the birds and the bees
And the flowers and the trees
You might as well learn about your A-B-C's
You two's and your fours
And your threes are so easy
Listen up close and repeat after me

A-B-C-D (hmmm) E-F-G (oh yeah, yeah)
H-IJ-K-L-M-N-O-P (ohh, alright y'all)
Q-R-S T t-U-V (say what)
W-X-Y (y not, why not) z (ohh)
A-B-C-D-E-F-G (oh yeah)
H-IJ-K-L-M-N-O-P (alright y'all)
Q-R-S T (naah) t-U-V (say what)
W-X-Y (y not, why) z (z)

Yay!