Oh shit

We once made out lying next to a drunk Japanese girl,
Who later turned out to be very mentally ill.
You can turn straight chicks into lesbians when you play girl,
And watching you eat jalapeño jam is such a thrill.

When I sat in your room I thought I’d walked into a museum,
A museum of the future where they show how we live now.
I just had a conversation with your Chilean roommate,
But I did not register a sound that came out of his mouth.

‘Cause I was thinkin ...

Oh shit, I’m fucked x 3
‘Cause I … I’m in love with you.

I would make love to the rat that sits on your shoulder,
If it meant that I would be able to get closer to you.
Was there seriously a spider crawling up my neck
Or was that just an excuse for you to get out of the room?

Either way …

Oh shit, I’m fucked x 3
‘Cause I … I’m in love with you.

Maybe in another dimension, this all works out girl.
A dimension where I suck on your ear and nibble your toe.
Maybe one day I’ll infiltrate the inside of your heart,
And maybe then you’ll know what I know.

And what I know is …

Oh shit I’m fucked x 3
‘Cause I … I’m in love with you.
Oh shit I’m fucked,
‘Cause I … I’m in love with you x 2

I’m fucked.