She worked fourteen hours every day
'Til her feet blistered and her hands looked cherry aid
Single mother, three kids, no butter
But she got a pair of tits, gotta get it how you live
Pretty people do the ugliest things
When you're on your last quid, desperate, struggling
What would you do if your son was vomiting
And you didn't have money to get him medicine?

These days are strange
People help when there's something to gain
It's fucked up, for fuck sake

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A bully hides it with his hoodie
Power point hook the kids on smack
Jacking up, looking for a track
It's funny, real funny what they'll do for a bag
He's a lad, lazy-ass dickhead
Pisshead, crush a can 'cause he's the man, not the full ticket
Sharpest tool in the shed went blunt
'Cause the cunt was a cunt 'til the end
He'll always be a cunt

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A teacher got a itch he can't scratch
No easy fix, he's in a ditch with his sleeping bag
Little Tommy was moaning to his mummy
That his teacher was missing, where's Wally?

A teacher got a itch he couldn't scratch
Said there's no easy fix
He's in a ditch with his sleeping bag
Little Tommy was moaning to his mummy

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What's funny? (Oi, oi)
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What's funny?

Hello, good sir, how you doing?
Are you having a laugh today?
You fucking extravagant cunt