Once upon a time I was on the scene
An attitude and a jacket of jean
These days I'm up to my ass in routine
Another day another dollar

I'm not a kid anymore
I'm not a kid anymore
I'm not a kid anymore
I'm not a kid anymore

I relied heavily on Styx and Stones
Not so much Styx once I heard the Ramones
I got a job at Anna Gramma Loans
We worked the other 9 to 5

I'm not a kid anymore
I'm not a kid anymore
I'm not a kid anymore
I'm not a kid anymore

Shacking up gals - live in delusion
A lot of crying out loud - state of confusion
Settled down now - heavy seclusion
Decided I'm proud - the only conclusion

As out of touch as I've ever been
On the dangerous side of super keen
Scariest thing about my Halloween
Is that November's rent is due

I'm not a kid anymore
I'm not a kid anymore
I'm not a kid anymore
I'm not a kid anymore
I'm not a kid anymore
I'm not a kid anymore
I'm not a kid anymore
I'm not a kid anymore