If you were around
We could go on the town
Instead of just going
On the booze
If you'd stay in my life
We'd kick up the high life
Country Irish like we used to do

And we'd
Drink
And we'd
Dance
And we'd
Dance
And we'd
Drink
And we'd
Drink
And we'd
Dance
And we'd
Dance
And we'd
Drink

So at my command
You will take my hand
And we'll dance
The final dance

But it's more pricks
Than kicks
That's what it is
I'm a scumbag,
A lout, that's the way
Things are

If you name me a street
Then I'll name you a bar
And I'll walk right through Hell
Just to buy you a jar