Hello darlin'
I been gone for awhile
Come on in and see me
I ain't wearin' nothin' but a smile
Just when we should be kissin'
Seems like we fuss and fight
You say you don't know why
And I say I don't know why

You drive me crazy
With all the things you do and do not do
Umm, I love you so much
I'm gonna drive you crazy too

Well like that mythological goon
Pushing the stone up the hill
If we don't get over pretty soon
I don't think we ever will

You drive me crazy
With all the things you do and do not do
Umm, I love you so much
I'm gonna drive you crazy too

Is it the way you look right past me
With your hands upon your hips?
Is it the little twinkle in your eye
Or the snear upon your lips?

You drive me crazy
With all the things you do and do not do
Umm, I love you so much
I'm gonna drive you crazy too

You shoulda married someone
A whole lot more like you-
Drink coffee in the little cafes
And you could go out shopping too

I shoulda married someone
Who likes to camp and fish
And make love for two days straight
And you say, "don't you wish"

You drive me crazy
With all the things you do and do not do
Umm, I love you so much
I'm gonna drive you crazy too

I love to sit beside you
When the storm is past
And we don't know what happened
But there's sweet peace at last

We'll be alright for awhile
And someday we'll be free
And even if we both still look puzzled
Let your face be the last one I see

You drive me crazy
With all the things you do and do not do
Umm, I love you so much
I'm gonna drive you crazy too