I met a big woman
With eyes of fury
And the voice
Is hard as stone

Said she'd get me
Couldn't live without me
Said she'd use her mojo bone

Wuaaaaaaaargh
She put the whammy
Whow, yes, yeaaaaaah
She put the whammy
Wuaaaaaaaargh
She put the whammy
On poor poor me

Whow, wow,
I'm walking sideways
Oh, oh, my mind
My mind's in neutral [?]
Ooouh, she put the evil eyeball
Dead on me, aah

I bought a shotgun
A great, big, long shotgun
I put the bell upside her head
I said ‘release me
Hey there, woman, release me
Or I'll blow the moonlight
Clean through your bald head

Wuaaaaaaaargh
Whoaaargh
She put the whammy
Oh, the whammy
Yeaaheah, yeeeaheah
She put the whammy
On poor poor me
Wuaaargh, wuaaargh
I'm walking sideways,
Ooh, my mind's in neutral [?]
Aaaargh,
She put the evil eyeball
Dead on me, wuaargh

Moooan…
Moooan…
Moooan…
Moooan…