It's been a fifty-hour week and countin'
Another two hundred miles on the old wide jeep and countin'
Got a hole in the roof and a hole in the sink
What's it gonna take to fix two leaks?
Couple hundred bucks each and countin'

I know I said one more two hours ago and
I know I said by this time I'd be back home but
Here I sit and here I'll stay
I don't know how many cold beers it takes to wash a bad week away
One, two, three and countin'

Yeah, three of my buddies just showed up and countin'
The old Braves just cost us fifty bucks and countin'
I got a four beer buzz and a for sure bet my sweetheart's about to be my ex
Four missed calls, five missed texts and countin'

I know I said one more three hours ago and
I know I said by this time I'd be back home but
Here I sit and here I'll stay
I don't know how many cold beers it takes to wash a bad week away
Four, five, six and I'm still countin'

Those bottles, cans, tops and tabs
Are piling up like a mountain and countin'

I know I said one more four hours ago and
I know I said by this time I'd be back home but
Here I sit and here I'll stay
Don't know how many cold beers it takes to wash a bad week away
Seven, eight, ten and countin'

Oh, I'm still countin'
At least twelve, man, at least a dozen
No, no, no, thirteen
A baker's dozen, I think that's what they call it
And countin'