I see you getting set to play parcheesi
I definitely will not play parcheesi
Let's not be polite
Let's not waste the night
I wanna play house

Are you suggested that we play canasta?
Well, honey, I don't wanna play canasta
Don't you understand? Must I show my hand?
I wanna play house

Will you kindly turn the picture
Off the television screen?
Put a long playing record
On the record machine
When the lights are low you'll find
There's nothing left to say
Then what kind of games you're gonna play

I see you looking at the crossword puzzle
There's better things to do
Than crossword puzzles
Cuddle up to me, honey, can't you see?
I wanna play house

What is that you say? Now you wanna play?
Okay, we're gonna play house