You sat down at my table
Decided to tell me a fable
You said you were downtown
Just messing around
Set your phone on the ground
And in seconds
It was nowhere to be found

Oh that sucks
But that's just my luck
Cause I was gonna text you

I'm glad your phone got stolen
I'm really sorry but I'm not
Cause baby now you're just a thought
I'm glad some rando took it
Cause it means that I can't call you
Even when I really want to

I'm glad it's gone it'll help me move on

You might as well have blocked me
And you probably already did
But now you're really off the grid
Now the only time I see you
Is from a distance on the street

It's accidental if we meet
And you know that's such a treat
Cause I don't wanna see you

I'm glad your phone got stolen
I'm really sorry but I'm not
Cause baby now you're just a thought
I'm pumped that old guy took it
Cause it means that you can't call me
And now I really feel free

I'm glad it's gone it'll help us move on

Hey so uh I got your number from uhhh
And uhhh I was wondering if uhhh

This distance is useful
Even though I really miss you
This is probably for the best
Cause I'm not waiting for your text
And if I called
That guy would be appalled
And I wouldn't know what to say
But that would be okay
At least he wouldn't ruin my day

Uhh k whatever

I'm glad your phone got stolen
I'm really sorry but I'm not
Cause baby now you're just a thought
I'm pumped some random took it
Cause it means that I can't call you
Even when I really want to

I'm glad your phone got stolen
I'm really sorry but I'm not
Cause baby now you're just a thought
I'm pumped that old guy took it
Cause it means that you can't call me
And now I really feel free

I'm glad it's gone
It'll help us move on