Who is that petty creep?
(They got ya warping all around like no tomorrow)
Bowser's that sneaky freak
And tryna' find his way to you
Sprixies you should beware
(Once he's on your track, there ain't no going back)
He's locked you in his lair
We're hopin’ you enjoy the stay

Now he's sealed your fate
Ain't our Koopa great
Give up mustache man, it's too late

Who is that lonely king?
(A great father fig raising a rotten kid)
Hey junior, watch that ink
Or daddy's gonna set you straight
Where is that Giga Bell?
Better find it fast, or this lake won't last
He's gonna raise some--

Who is that petty creep?
(They got ya warping all around like no tomorrow)
Bowser's that sneaky freak
And tryna' find his way to you
Sprixies you should beware
(Once he's on your track, there ain't no going back)
He's locked you in his lair
And now you're done!