My funny valentine
Sweet comic valentine
You make me smile with my heart

Your looks are laughable, unphotographable
Yet you're my favorite work of art
Is your figure less than Greek
Is your mouth a little weak
When you open it to speak, are you smart?
Well don't change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little valentine, stay
Each day is Valentine's day

Is your figure less than Greek
Is your mouth a little weak
When you open it to speak, are you smart?
Well don't change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little valentine, stay
Each day is Valentine's day