I've got my ninja sword
I'm gonna be a samurai
Someday you'll say, "He's so cool"
Been practicing my slash
Now you'll give me all of your cash
Because I told you so

And when the day finally arrives
That I can say I'm a samurai
I'll also say, "I told you so"

I've got my ninja sword
I'm gonna be a samurai
Someday you'll say, "You killed my whole family"
Well boo hoo

And when the day finally arrives
That I can say I'm a samurai
I'll also say, "I told you so"

And to all the enemy samurai warriors
I've got a little message for you
I'm gonna do what James Hetfield told me to do
Back in '82
Actually it might have been 1984 but I don't know
And I don't care

I'm gonna kill 'em all, I said I'm gonna kill 'em all
I'm gonna kill 'em all, I said I'm gonna kill 'em all
Cuz I want blood and guts and tendons in my teeth
I'm gonna turn their entrails into a holiday wreath
I'll be hacking and slashing, I'll cut them into bits
I'm gonna kill them all until they die from it

Actually on second thought, I'm a pacifist
Don't wanna hurt nobody
So I'll just follow the sage advice of Lil Jon, here it is
Don't start no, won't be no
Don't start no, won't be no
Don't start no, won't be no
Don't start no, won't be no, yeah