Thirty comes fast
Kicking at a pile of stones
Waiting for a man to look back
I could smoke

Wouldn't be a bad idea at all
Wouldn't be a bad idea at all
Wouldn't be a bad idea at all

When it hit me
Thicker than a pile of bricks
My father he was younger than I
And he smoked

Wouldn't be a bad idea at all
Wouldn't be a bad idea at all
Wouldn't be a bad idea at all

Maybe I should go and get someone pregnant
Put a little pressure on the situation

Bad idea at all
Wouldn't be a bad idea at all
Wouldn't be a bad idea
As far as bad ideas go
I could smoke

Ah, ah, ah

Marry me so
We could go and learn Japanese
Watching as our families die
'Cause they smoked
Wouldn't be a bad idea at all
Wouldn't be a bad idea at all
Wouldn't be a bad idea at all

Marry me so
We could have a boy of our own
Watch him as he grows up alone
But if he smokes
But if he smokes
But if he smokes
But if he smokes
But if he smokes