(verse 1)
Local talent, in dire need
For a new mascot, wouldn't it seem
Your abilities sure would appease
So be here no later than 3

(chorus)
For your new role
Clown pirate, don't hide it
You act mad, don't be quiet
That won't change your gifted spirit
Experience that's needed
Don't mean to come off conceited
So don't get this confused
Clown pirate,
your abilities we could use
now someone get this one a mc-doubloon,
Right away

(verse 2)
Help wanted, it's on the poster
Pass it along, I'm trying to bolster
A new universal language, like a coaster
The position to be the new

(bridge)
The new, the new, the new, the new
Don't be upset or confused
We could just use
Your talent in these shoes
The new mascot at your view

(chorus)
For your new role,
For your new,
Don't be upset or confused
We could just use
your talent in these shoes
The new mascot at your view
For your new role
Clown pirate, don't hide it
You act mad, don't be quiet
That won't change your gifted spirit
Experience that's needed
Don't mean to come off conceited
So don't get this confused
Clown pirate,
your abilities we could use
now someone get this one a mc-doubloon,
Right away

(verse 3)
It's only at your leisure
So if you feel the pleasure
Grab an application, appetizer and a few
I'm talking to you, so that it isn't news
That what I'm offering to you, leaves no clues

(chorus)
For your new role
Clown pirate, don't hide it
You act mad, don't be quiet
That won't change your gifted spirit
Experience that's needed
Don't mean to come off conceited
So don't get this confused
Clown pirate,
your abilities we could use
now someone get this one a mc-doubloon,
Right away

(verse 4)
Clown pirate, your time has come
With your talents, we'll have some fun
So let's raise a toast, to the one
Who'll bring joy to everyone
Mc-Doubloon, Mc-Doubloon, we've found our guy
A clown pirate, with a spirit so far
So let's celebrate, let's make it loud
Mc-Doubloon, Mc-Doubloon, we're proud!

(verse 5)
Local talent, in dire need
For a new mascot, wouldn't it seem
Your abilities sure would appease
So be here no later than 3

(chorus)
For your new role
Clown pirate, don't hide it
You act mad, don't be quiet
That won't change your gifted spirit
Experience that's needed
Don't mean to come off conceited
So don't get this confused
Clown pirate,
your abilities we could use
now someone get this one a mc-doubloon,
Right away

(chorus)
Clown pirate, don't hide it
You act mad, don't be quiet
That won't change your gifted spirit
Experience that's needed
Don't mean to come off conceited
So don't get this confused
Clown pirate,
your abilities we could use
now someone get this one a mc-doubloon,

Clown pirate, don't hide it
You act mad, don't be quiet
That won't change your gifted spirit

(verse 6)
Local talent, in dire need
For a new mascot, wouldn't it seem
Your abilities sure would appease
So be here no later than 3

(outro)
For your new role
Clown pirate, don't hide it
You act mad, don't be quiet
That won't change your gifted spirit
Experience that's needed
Don't mean to come off conceited
So don't get this confused
Clown pirate,
your abilities we could use
now someone get this one a mc-doubloon,
Clown pirate,
your abilities we could use
now someone get this one
Clown pirate, don't hide it
You act mad, don't be quiet
That won't change your gifted spirit
Experience that's needed
Don't mean to come off conceited
Don't mean to come off conceited
Clown pirate,
your abilities we could use